[FIC] history's longest suicide note 3/??. 2.1k

[opensummer]

Title: history's longest suicide note
Chapter Link: Chapter Three
Fandom: Castlevania (Netflix 2017)
Pairings: Adrien Tepes | Alucard/Sypha Belnades/Trevor Belmont
Summary: It takes them a year to realize they're fucked.
Notes: So this is in response to episode 8, which never happened, Alucard, Sypha, and Trevor are in love and also the apocalypse is happening. Finally! Chapter 3 was delayed 'cause of mental health stuff and also 'cause I could not get the goddamn thing to settle. I edited it approximately eight million times, rewrote it start to finish twice, and still don't love it. It's terribly transitional. C'est la vie. I hope you guys like it.

I'm going to be posing every other wednesday from here on out, so Feb 6th for the next chapter.

Read it on AO3

Comments

[bluewinged_songbird]

I'm so proud of you and hope you're feeling better!!! They're all taking care of each other and I'M SO... S O F T. They get to be gentle with each other, and I can see the plot seeping in already, but this is some of the rest they deserve! Mother hen Trevor ftw!!

So the armies of the night are still running around but without aim or direction now? The thick plottens *rubs hands while cackling*. There's a power vacuum going around and I can't wait for more of their disaster cleanup adventures.

[opensummer]

Thank you! Trevor is absolutely the group mom and he will be for as long as I'm writing him!

The armies of the night are about! The ot3 doesn't know about carmilla! Or isaac! Power vacuum! And they don't know where the speaker train is!

I wrote out a plotline and it include the words dundunDUNNN and I am not sorry

DundunDUNNN is Right!

[bluewinged_songbird]

Awwww shit, I'm absolutely excited!! I'm so pumped for all the tasty tasty shenanigans that are going to happen. You had me at power vacuum!

Also I get a kick out of not just imagining Trevor as a mother hen, but also as one of those sheep dogs that corral sheep and children.

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[opensummer]

I can absolutely see trevor as a sheep dog and that brings me so much joy

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[bluewinged_songbird]

He's got the hair for it! It was destiny and a parallel that was meant to be.

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[opensummer]

There’s a crack!fic in there somewhere

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[bluewinged_songbird]

Are any of us brave enough to write it? Who will answer this call?!

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[opensummer]

*shifty eyes* not today Satan, not today

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[bluewinged_songbird]

Hecking same, I don't have the energy for it either. I want fluffy sheepdog!Trevor to magically manifest to take care of me IRL though!

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[opensummer]

god that. I want the sheer force of my will to manifest the fic I want!

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[bluewinged_songbird]

I want to read this fic but I don't want to write it is #Mood

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[opensummer]

Me @ all of my incredibly specific tastes in fic

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[bluewinged_songbird]

Hard same! I want science to create a device that just generates my fic for me!

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[opensummer]

Reads my mind and then writes stupidly specific fic down!

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[bluewinged_songbird]

That would be THE DREAM. I want to read this fic, not write it.

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[opensummer]

when’s your birthday? i’ll write it for you then if you want.

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[bluewinged_songbird]

March 11! But you don't have to trouble yourself if it's too much work, since we're both right here wishing for a magical writing machine for a reason.

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[opensummer]

I would have offered you a fic when it popped up in my birthday feed! (I normally do birthday and winter solstice fics for fandom buddies; it's a good challenge) So this is your official offer: One fic free of charge whatever fandom/pairing/prompt you like!

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[bluewinged_songbird]

OMG YOUR ICON IS AMAZING!!!

The beautiful thing about birthdays is they happen every year? So we're never too late??

But I will take your offer! Sypha/Trevor/Alucard with Trevor as the literal or metaphorical sheepdog that we've been discussing.

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[opensummer]

Thank you! I made it! The line is from one of my favorite bits of writing

Exactly!

It’s looking like literal sheepdog, witch’s curse, and lots of floof!

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[bluewinged_songbird]

God bless you for making more doggo content! Especially Trevor as fluffy boi content!!!

Dogs are the key to the future I tell ya.