Life's short, we die young, and we need a next generation soon!
You've got a life partner with four kids and never got married? Awesome, well done you, all we ask is that the kids use your name. You're a dude who's into dudes? Great, we have some orphaned cousins for you to adopt. You're a lady who's into ladies? Cool, we don't have to worry about scheduling time off for you when you get preggers, also have a couple cousins to raise. You're pregnant with no man in sight? Sweet, if you're carrying it to term (and we understand if you don't want to, you have options), do you want to raise the kid yourself or have somebody else do it.
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Date: 2019-01-04 06:20 pm (UTC)You've got a life partner with four kids and never got married? Awesome, well done you, all we ask is that the kids use your name. You're a dude who's into dudes? Great, we have some orphaned cousins for you to adopt. You're a lady who's into ladies? Cool, we don't have to worry about scheduling time off for you when you get preggers, also have a couple cousins to raise. You're pregnant with no man in sight? Sweet, if you're carrying it to term (and we understand if you don't want to, you have options), do you want to raise the kid yourself or have somebody else do it.
The Belmonts think respectability is for cowards.
DAMN RIGHT.