[FIC] history's longest suicide note 2/?

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Title: history's longest suicide note
Chapter Link: Chapter Two
Fandom: Castlevania (Netflix 2017)
Pairings: Adrien Tepes | Alucard/Sypha Belnades/Trevor Belmont
Summary: It takes them a year to realize they're fucked.
Notes: So this is in response to episode 8, which never happened, Alucard, Sypha, and Trevor are in love and also the apocalypse is happening.

Comments

[bluewinged_songbird]

They're so practical it warms the cavity that is my heart. Little prejudices keep people from achieving all they could and it annoys me. The stats on the low birth rates in a lot of countries, just, pisses the shit out of me cause you know what's the difference between developed countries with a high birthrate and a low birthrate? Governmental policies that make it easier for men, women or childcare facilities to take care of kids.

The Belmonts should be in charge of governmental policy, gdi!!!

Conspiracy theory: The Church wiped them out because they were too sensible about childcare.

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If the belmonts ran the government they'd have a hell of a lot less institutional prejudice.

I nearly went off on that tangent above and I'm glad you did it for me. I think it was probably a factor in the church's decisions. cause *gasp* they had to work with a bastard, and those two ladies are very obviously in a loving romantic relationship, and a priest just had to explain what a bastard is to a gaggle of children who didn't believe a word he was saying.

[bluewinged_songbird]

*Cackles madly* I would pay three fiddy to see that priest's face. I always did love to see a holier-than-thou person getting flummoxed. I was a hellion to bring to church.

Ah, the stench of competition in the morning. Can't have that in my good, fundamentalist country. Headcanon accepted because people in power are predictable.

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I stopped getting invited to sleepovers at friends houses on saturday 'cause their parents didn't want to deal with taking me to church with them. I asked too many questions apparently.

Tragically always.

[bluewinged_songbird]

My parents had to drag me to church every Sunday. It was a mess. I read too much, too far, asked too many questions and wouldn't stay still.

*hugs* It's because people are messy and complicated. When you're used to a good thing, it's hard to let go.